Office by Alex Penny
I came here to drink milk and kick ass, and I've just finished my milk.
Tumblr Crushes:
Oh my, YES!
He smacked me upside the head with a rifle. No lie.
The whole story is this: I was in 9th grade, he was in 11th. Summer marching band practice included the twirlers. He was flirting with one of them (we still argue about which one) and I was standing nearby. He twirled her rifle and BAM! I got it upside the head.
We didn’t actually start dating for another almost four years when I was a senior and he was in college.
Tumblr Crushes:
Wow! What a list!!!
Tumblr Crushes:
That’s a whole lotta yum right there.
Tumblr Crushes:
Well this is a different crush list. I like it! I like it a lot!
