Sara Laughs

Office by Alex Penny

I came here to drink milk and kick ass, and I've just finished my milk.

December 7, 2011 9:29 pm

I almost felt bad.

The pizza delivery guy was soaking wet.

I felt bad enough I told him why I made him come deliver a pizza on such a crappy night.

He said he couldn’t get his car to start a few minutes before.

I almost felt bad, but then I had another beer and bit into the cheese stuffed crust and forgot all about the poor pizza guy.

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