May 2012
So tired
Tonight is my first overnight of two this week, and I already worked all day. I don’t know if I’m going to make it.
Who is going to keep me awake tonight??
Truthful TMI Tuesday
I’m horny. Incredibly, unbearably horny. I need to get laid.
Why is it when my daughter is at school throwing...
I get stuck behind a person who wants to drive 10 miles under the speed limit? Move it sister!
Once upon a time, when I was a shitty 15 or 16...
My parents made me go to a youth group at this new Mennonite church they were attending. I went, or don’t know why, two or three times before I refused to go back. And I’m sure I had all the attitude when I was there.
Some five years ago or something, I got a friend request on Facebook from someone I didn’t recognize. And every year, not on my birthday, this person sends me a...
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Sex is awesome. I love sex
Oh and I just realized I don’t have to go back out this evening so I CAN TAKE OFF MY SHOES!
I wrote a new jingle for Cheetos
While I was riding a roller coaster. I had been struggling with this one line for weeks and suddenly while on the coaster, it came to me. It was such a high, to finally solve the problem, the coaster seemed to hardly exist, even through the loops, hills, and barrel rolls.
And then the phone rang and woke me up. I have the weirdest dreams.
neviegirl-0629 asked: Question: How big is the board and are there any restrictions or guidelines as to composition? I'm a bit of a craft guru, and I have an idea. Also, what are you displaying on the board? Photographs? Diploma? Details love, details.
Here's the thing.
I’m not much for holidays.
I like Christmas, and that’s about it. I always joke around about my birthday, but even that isn’t a big deal to me. I’m not romantic and I never remember our anniversary or valentines day. I just don’t really enjoy holidays and I don’t make much of them.
So mother’s day rolls around and my kids made sweet little letters, my...
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I need some artsy-craftsy help
There’s a little reception after graduation and we’re allowed to have a display board for our graduating kid. I want mine to be the best display board ever seen by man. I must have a better display board than every other parent at that school. I must win the awesome parent award by making the most incredible display board in the history of display boards.
So come on people....
My girls just did the best impromptu dance routine
To LMFAO’s I’m Sexy and I Know It.
They’re going to give Raysporch a run for his money in the dance off competition.
It's Sexy Thursday, right?
I had a unique experience this afternoon.
I was going to share but I deleted. TMI, I think. Anyway, it was a very, very nice afternoon. ;)
The lime sparkler at KFC is good!
A little tequila or vodka would make it perfect.
Sports in Philadelphia really sucked tonight.
I’m going to bed.
Good night tumblr.
No really, wth was that freaking shitty run...
My poor brain, I blame this on you. You should have taken the tickets and been there to tell them how to do it.
I can NOT believe the way we just gave up a 4-0...
Phricking Phillies.
Opinions
Do you think dominance and submission is ingrained or can it be learned?
For example, I tend to be mostly submissive and it’s difficult for me to tell others what to do, particularly men. Is it possible to become more dominant? Can a dominant person learn to submit?
IDK - tuesday truth
Maybe it’s the weather. Maybe it’s that I’m not working. I don’t know what my problem is, but I’m back to feeling very useless.
Jack didnt like the fire truck that just went...
He made the cutest little howling noises I’ve ever heard. He’s never howled before. It was adorable. Poor little puppy.
I went back to sleep
And had a bad dream. The notification that I had an email woke me, thank God.
I think I’m done sleeping for now.
I give up on Tumblr's android app
I don’t see posts, it eats my posts, I can’t tell if I have an ask without going through three levels, the pictures don’t show, the animated gifs have to be clicked to work and it takes you to a completely different page… I could go on and on. The thing is useless.
“My cousin Helen, who is in her 90s now, was in the Warsaw ghetto during World...”
– Neil Gaiman (via rookiemag)
Sleepy
Good night Tumblr.
I'm a mess.
I really didn’t think I’d be this bad. I realized today that I’ve been a mother longer than I wasn’t one. I’ve been with my made family longer than I was with my born-into family.
And now it’s all going to change again and it’ll never be like this again. Maybe it’ll be better, but I’m mourning the loss of what has been my whole life for...
Is it really Raysporch 's birthday?
Happy birthday!!
I hate having to use the toilet.
I’m always in the middle of something and I have to stop to go pee. It makes me crazy. However, it’s better than an imdwelling catheter. I guess.
Apparently my child landed safely in St. Vincent
One of his classmates posted on Facebook. They’re doing a service/missions trip as their senior trip this year. His class has really been incredible. They helped a blind widow clear out her home, pack, and move earlier in the year.
It’s still really hard for me though. Remember the girl who had a school break in the islands and disappeared? Also if they kidnapped him, thinking he...
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Even though I slept most of the afternoon
And it’s only 9 pm, I’m going to bed. I’m going to have all the sex before I go back to sleep though. The OH doesn’t know yet. Heh.
Good night Tumblr.
6:30 before I'm falling over tired
This is good.
A dramatic Shakespearean response to every...
When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
When I'm doing the laundry: OUT, damned spot!