Sara Laughs

I came here to drink milk and kick ass, and I've just finished my milk.

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July 4, 2012 9:02 am July 3, 2012 12:03 pm

True

I stopped posting in May because I had nothing to talk about except the upcoming graduation of my son from high school. I fully intended to come back when it was over, but I didn’t. Some of it is because I obsess and I didn’t want to return to an obsessive pattern where everything revolves around tumblr. I have actually taken the time to read a few books in the last month.

On the other hand, I miss you guys a lot. I still wonder how you’re doing all the time. I don’t know if I’m coming back regularly, but I hope to be able to read and post occasionally, at least.

But know that you’re thought of and cared about.

Sara

May 20, 2012 12:41 pm
Birthday dinner #2

(last night was pork tenderloin and noodles in a basil pesto sauce)

Birthday dinner #2

(last night was pork tenderloin and noodles in a basil pesto sauce)

May 17, 2012 5:17 pm

So tired

Tonight is my first overnight of two this week, and I already worked all day. I don’t know if I’m going to make it.

Who is going to keep me awake tonight??

5:38 am
greentanktop:

christinemarieh:

THIS.

Every. Fucking. Time.

greentanktop:

christinemarieh:

THIS.

Every. Fucking. Time.

(Source: live2shred, via causticgrip)

May 16, 2012 10:02 pm
GPOYZit. I also had a huge chocolate sundae today. Shut up.

GPOYZit. I also had a huge chocolate sundae today. Shut up.

9:22 am May 15, 2012 9:22 pm
My 15 year son took a one day class for glass something or other and the finished project came home today. How cool is that? 

The one on the right is his alliance for Mass Effect LOL!

My 15 year son took a one day class for glass something or other and the finished project came home today. How cool is that?

The one on the right is his alliance for Mass Effect LOL!

2:48 pm

Truthful TMI Tuesday

I’m horny. Incredibly, unbearably horny. I need to get laid.

12:22 pm

Why is it when my daughter is at school throwing up

I get stuck behind a person who wants to drive 10 miles under the speed limit? Move it sister!

9:20 am
bookmania:

“Top 10 Most Read Books in the World”. Visual News makes a bar chart to compare the top ten books in the world, based from a report from the website Squidoo. The infographic shows that 3.9 billion Bibles have been printed and the Bible is the most read book in the world.

bookmania:

“Top 10 Most Read Books in the World”. Visual News makes a bar chart to compare the top ten books in the world, based from a report from the website Squidoo. The infographic shows that 3.9 billion Bibles have been printed and the Bible is the most read book in the world.

(via noseinabook)

May 14, 2012 7:10 pm

Once upon a time, when I was a shitty 15 or 16 year old punk

My parents made me go to a youth group at this new Mennonite church they were attending. I went, or don’t know why, two or three times before I refused to go back. And I’m sure I had all the attitude when I was there.

Some five years ago or something, I got a friend request on Facebook from someone I didn’t recognize. And every year, not on my birthday, this person sends me a message saying, “happy birthday.”

After the second year, I figured it wasn’t a fluke and I was telling my sister about this weird person that wished me a happy birthday, not on my birthday. She told me it’s that youth group leader from twenty years ago.

Seriously. How weird is that??

So I guess it’s that time of year again. I got my annual not-my-birthday birthday wish.

PS my birthday is on Monday.

6:58 pm

Sex is awesome. I love sex

Oh and I just realized I don’t have to go back out this evening so I CAN TAKE OFF MY SHOES!

9:20 am 9:17 am
kinkypineapple:

get all the protein hahaha

kinkypineapple:

get all the protein hahaha

(Source: lemongrabxvx, via mybonemalone)