Sara Laughs

I came here to drink milk and kick ass, and I've just finished my milk.

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June 12, 2014 10:15 am

New ink done by my fellow Union supporter, Kris..

The sheep represents my grandmother who liked to spin, and the ball of yarn is for my grandmother who liked to knit.

The bowtie is for my Gramps who wore a bow tie ever day of his life, usually paired with an ugly teal sweater.

The knitting skull is not finished, we have to add color, and I believe I will be adding two other skulls later. Eventually I hope we can add the words, “Knit fast, Die warm” but that will depend on how it looks with the other skulls.

9:34 am


June 3, 2014 9:40 pm

Where is Jeni

I am not on like I used to be, but I haven’t seen a post by her in a while. Does anyone know?

9:16 pm

I can tap beer!

And I know how to make a slippery nipple and a fuzzy navel. I also learned how to make onion rings in the fryer, how to run the industrial dish washer, and how to use the computer system to enter orders. I already knew the part about charming the customers and making change LOL!

This job is pretty good so far.

June 2, 2014 7:00 am
Mugshot Monday: Spent the night with my lover edition.

Mugshot Monday: Spent the night with my lover edition.

June 1, 2014 9:39 pm


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May 30, 2014 12:49 pm

Moving forward

1. Got a job! It’s pt but they’re going to train me to bartend. I did my fingerprinting and drug test today.
2. Got another interview on Monday for a full time job at the electric company. I could feasibly work both, since the pt job is weekends and two nights a week.
3. Looked at a little one bedroom house today that’s adorable, but musty smelling. And the bathroom is basically the size of a powder room.
4. Spent the night with my lover last weekend. He’s a snuggler. I love it! And he makes good coffee.
5. Finished my daughter’s prom dress and she’s beautiful in it. We’re going to try to whip up a bow tie and vest today for her date.

May 26, 2014 9:36 am
He makes me smile.

He makes me smile.

May 25, 2014 12:34 am




Fuck I want it all

(Source: emilyblincoe, via jessycanhasblog)

12:29 am


5 Gorgeous ‘Dos For Cycling Chicks | Refinery 29

Regardless of whether you’re a casual bike rider or a every day cyclist, if you wear a helmet you’ll know the horror of helmet hair! Well here are 5 gorgeous hairstyles that you can easily create and have confidence that after your ride your hair will still look fab (in fact, these are great to try even if you have never ridden a bike in your life!)

May 24, 2014 1:05 am
I often tease my lover about putting flowers in his beard. It always gives me a smile, because even though he’s a big, tough guy, he’d totally let me do it.

I often tease my lover about putting flowers in his beard. It always gives me a smile, because even though he’s a big, tough guy, he’d totally let me do it.

12:47 am

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May 23, 2014 6:50 pm

Tonight’s smoke tastes like pez. Youngest says I look like a dragon

11:09 am
I love that this is true for me.

I love that this is true for me.

10:36 am

Feeling sad

I don’t want to do today.  Can we just skip to tomorrow?  Or next week?  Or a couple of years from now?